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 Broken Flowers |
| i smear cum across your brow as you sleep |
| angst.... in old people??
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| War of the Worlds |
| LOL !@ ALIENZ |
| What? A column?! This... this can't be! Oh wait, it's outdated, that's the Spoiled Brats we like!
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 AN ARTISTIC ATTEMPT |
| penis penis penis penis penis penis |
| in which the disparate situation of current website is illustrated as sardonic metaphor
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| Ah, summer! |
| 'n shit |
| Oh frabjous day!
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 Poetry? |
| POETRY?!?!? |
| Poetry?!?
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| Crash |
| and BUUUURRRRRNNNNNN |
| Bleak racial issues next 40 miles
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| Downfall |
| my trousers! |
| of ELECTRIC HITLOR !!
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| MILK |
| 98% milk |
| 2% ambrosia
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| Melinda & Melinda |
| hum and drum |
| I should have seen Sin City.
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| Tim n' Vicky |
| of the |
| two human lives whose owners know the ultimate importance of a good gag.. and its sacrifice.
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| Dear Mad TV |
| I hate Mad TV |
| I write to a TV show cast, when the email form clearly states my mail won't get a personal response!
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| Raoul Duke dead! |
| yaalalrlarght!! |
| blew his fucking brains out!
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| Million Dollar Baby |
| $ ! |
| bux bux, son
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| the GATES |
| ORANGE AND BIG |
| in NEW YORK CITY
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| American Dad |
| meh. |
| A tandem review with special guest star: LOBO
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| 2C-I |
| OVARIES |
| Today, I review a drug.
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| Salvia Divinorum |
| TESTICLES |
| Today, I review a drug.
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| TSUNAMI |
| I'm getting some great footage here, Diane! |
| Wave of Destruction!
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| Best in Film 2004 |
| Let's get ready to rumble. |
| I don't listen to current music or buy a lot of games, so this is just movies.
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| Kinsey |
| Let's talk about secks. |
| Meh. Sokay.
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| Ray |
| What a good fucking movie! |
| Holy crap!
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| Sideways |
| Don't miss the fat people sex! |
| Lots and lots of wine.
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| Time to SUE! |
| Do you think I have a case, Mister Cochran? |
| Pop-up advertising is an invasion of my porno-browsing privacy.
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| Andy Wildman! |
| What a wild man! Har! Puns are funny. |
| Hahahaha! Andy will be so pissed that I wrote this!
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| I have no column. |
| So here's some random bullshit! |
| Again.
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| MUSINGS!! |
| I'm lost for subject matter, so my column sucks! |
| Ruminations not included.
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| I admit it. |
| So here's some random bullshit. |
| I forgot to do a column this week.
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| Saw |
| Ho hum. |
| It's a lumberjack's life for me!
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| American Psycho |
| Take a hollow shell of a man. Fill it with blood. |
| Wicked funny, emphasis on "wicked."
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| James & Troy Discuss |
| Bear is driving! |
| True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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| Adaptation |
| A clever title for an equally clever movie! |
| Charlie Kaufman writes a screenplay about Charlie Kaufman adapting a book to film about adaptation.
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| Arsenic and Old Lace |
| A Capra classic! A... Caplassicra. |
| with DEADLY OLD LADIES!
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| Yeah! |
| Yeah! |
| Yeah!
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| Shaun of the Dead |
| Would anyone like... a peanut? |
| can you say
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| A Day in the Life |
| Because I was bored and confused. Shut up. |
| of me.
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| Shut up. |
| I can't believe you don't shut up! |
| Just shut up.
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| The Dead Live Again |
| From Dawn to Shaun, with 28 days in between |
| Why zombies are making a comeback. It's about fucking time.
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| Se7en |
| I know ten good reasons not to see this film |
| Mildly interesting concept meets one-note direction, moody cinematography and atrocious acting!
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| Almost Famous |
| Kate Hudson has nice boobs |
| almost perfect
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| My Printer |
| I shall murder your electronic ass! |
| what a salty bitch!
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| 2001:A Space Odyssey |
| You'll scratch your head till you reach your brain |
| My best attempt at a full analysis of Kubrick's trippy classic
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| The Cookout: preview |
| this one's done. |
| Watch as I magically judge a book entirely and thoroughly by its cover!
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| Eraserhead |
| pseudo-intellectual AND pretentious! |
| David Lynch's first film is an exercise in nightmare logic and crap crap crap.
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| Why Am I Awesome? |
| I don't know but I am |
| an exciting journey deep into my ego!
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| False Advertising |
| we're getting screwed! and not in the good way! |
| Why my porn is misleading.
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| What's Up Tiger Lily |
| a Woody Allen experiment in egg salad |
| A sixties spy flick from Japan, re-dubbed with an American plot about the world's greatest egg salad
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| P9FOS |
| whatever happened to plans 1-8?! |
| Plan Nine From Outer Space
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| Wild at Heart |
| Still more proof that David Lynch rocks. |
| This flick comes with the standard David Lynch disclaimer: NOT EVERYONE WILL LIKE IT. But I did.
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| Hair Oil! |
| A geopolitical dissection of our foreign relations |
| If it exists, there must be profit in it!
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| What Women Want |
| get it from the horse's mouth! |
| because yes, I am a woman.
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 Polybius |
| the cult sleeper of the year! |
| Put your head on my shoulder.
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| Donnie Darko & Gozu |
| a double review for a double feature |
| I am the coolest man alive.
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