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| Columns by PooPing Monkey |
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 Postal: The Movie? |
| And other news tidbits. |
| Its directed by Uwe Boll..........God help us all.
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 Swat 4 |
| Special Weapons and Tactics |
| Like a cathider full of hot sauce to the Run-N-Gun fan.
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| Grab Bag |
| Random News! |
| Volume 2
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| Things I Learned |
| In SCHOOL! |
| A short list of things I learned this semester.
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 AID(s) |
| or ALONE IN THE DARK (sucks) |
| Fuck you, Uwe Boll.
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| Im Back |
| Grab Bag |
| Ive been sick, Jerkheads.
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| $150 WoW? |
| EB just turned gay. |
| EB decided to screw over customers with an amazingly high price tag.
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| Birthday Wishes |
| because "BENS BIRTHDAY EXTRAVOGANZA!" sounded gay. |
| A couple of things I wish would happen for my birthday.
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| WoW |
| Where has my social life gone? |
| Its that time again. The time to bow down and declare Blizzard our overlords.
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| Best of 2004 |
| my favorite things of this year. |
| OMGewdness
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| EA at it AGAIN! |
| someone please stop them. |
| they buy a large chunk of Ubisoft
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| FUCK YOU EA |
| the NEW evil empire |
| I hate these guys so very much.
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| FAR CRY: The ORGY |
| a hunting trip gone bad! |
| You WONT believe what you see!
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| TDAT |
| No, its not ebonics........ |
| Plot holes the size of a land hurricane!
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| Random Thoughts |
| Zombies, Rednecks, and Trojans = FUN! |
| Just some things that have been running through my mind
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| CS: Source |
| the old CS with a new coat of paint |
| Wallhax!
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| Halo 2 MP Review |
| It Rhymes! |
| Halo 2, probably the biggest game in the universe, has finally been released to the eager masses. I myself was lucky enough to grab myself a copy, after waiting in the frigid cold of the mall for a total of an HOUR AND A HALF! While waiting, I got to see one customer who was thinking he was cool because he got the game before most of the line. While mr. cool was supposed to walk under the grating door system they had set up, he decided not to duck and smashed face first into a steel door. Ne...
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| Katamari Damacy |
| Japanese game AHOY!
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| My balls |
| they hurt....
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| Team America |
| World Police |
This movie is pretty damn good. The music extremely damn good. The puppets are really damn good. The sex is pretty damn good.
Lets not forget the other cool shit, like Samuel L. Jackson getting his head kicked off, Michael Moore explodes, and Susan Sarandon gets splattered.
The music in the film is fucking hilarious. Especially "America, FUCK YEAH!". "I'm Ronry" by Kim jong Il, is also an instant classic. They also spoof on the country western son...
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| Driv3r |
| Return of the Shittyness. |
| Wow, this game sucks.
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| Debates! |
| Hooray for old men speaking! |
Well, well, well, its that time again in which we all gather around in a small dark booth and pull on some rods. No, its not Apoth's "secret room", its the presidential elections!
The best parts are undoubtedly the pre-election debates. Its so exciting (work with me here) to watch old men argue about why the other one sucks so bad. They promise things, but usually dont deliver, and then promise the same things on their re-election campaign if they get elected.
Well, I'm i...
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| TGTBTU |
| The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly |
| YaY! For good directing!
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| Burnout 3 |
| ........a good EA game? |
| HOLY SHIT!
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| Short Movie Previews |
| WITH BEN! |
| I tell you what i think of a movie so you dont have to!
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| Chronicles Riddick |
| Just like a prison stay.....only without the rape |
| Surprise! Surprise! A game thats better than the movie!
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| TRIBES: VENGEANCE! |
| pre-thoughts. |
Well, im about 30 seconds from trying out the tribes beta, and im seriously hoping its better than tribes 2. Im not saying tribes 2 was a bad game, it really wasnt, but the first game is superior.
I have been playing around in the tribes universe since the first game came out. I saw the game at my friends house and ended up playing the shit out of it. Then, my social life pretty much became non existant after tribes 2 came out. I played that game for a good 5 hours a day ...
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| Red Dead Revolver |
| worth a buy? |
Red Dead Revolver is a balls-to-the-wall action game. No real stealth, or actual thinking for that matter, is needed to beat MOST of the game. Though this can be seen as a bad design decision it works suprisingly well.
The gameplay starts out like most action games. The gun fighting is intense (besides the frequent reloading). The game even includes a max payne stlye slow down effect, in which you can target individual parts of the enemys body. The suprisingly fun part o...
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| A moment of my mind |
| lets tango. |
| ummm. yeah.
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