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| Columns by Type: Romantic |
 I Don't Get It |
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| RustyNail |
| special guest writer: Jabbapop
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| People you see |
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| Jabbapop |
| (3 times a week)
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| Eggs |
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| Jabbapop |
| A lust like hunger! |
| In a Denny’s somewhere…
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| Poetry? |
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| TroyZuniga |
| POETRY?!?!? |
| Poetry?!?
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| Dreamily Dreaming |
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| Jabbapop |
| Prophesize the proper size. |
| Word play not work-- Play!
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| Buddhist Christmas |
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| James Fiend |
| There is No Santa Claus |
| Bah Fucking Humbug. Prepare for the blog entry...FROM HELL
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| Advice: Anal Sex |
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| Jabbapop |
| When a reader troubled by his boyfriend's leaky anus asks for help, Jabba comes to the rescue!
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| Andy Wildman! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| What a wild man! Har! Puns are funny. |
| Hahahaha! Andy will be so pissed that I wrote this!
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| Stone Age Woman |
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| Jabbapop |
| Part 1 |
| Part one of the gripping epic about how one man's need for love transforms a civilization!
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| Black Hole Woman |
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| Jabbapop |
| Part 1 |
| Part one of the gripping epic about how one man's need for love transforms a civilization!
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| Memories |
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| Jabbapop |
| A crappy poem from Jabba's youth! |
| I wrote a crappy poem. You can read it. It's from a time forgotten by man.
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| Advice to a fan... |
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| Jabbapop |
| On Masturbation |
| A reader asks for assistance in resolving his conflict between his girl, his hands, and his penis.
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| Ten Ways |
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| Jabbapop |
| To Let Her Know You Care |
| Everyone else seems to be doing it. Why not me!
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| PERSONAL AD! |
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| totaltops |
| SWF looking for…… |
I don’t ask for much. I really, really don’t. I asked a good friend the other day if I was high maintenance, he thought I was insane for saying it. I just have a few criteria that must be met, compromise and negotiations are always possible with me. I am not one to nag, bitch or whine, if anything I may be too lenient. So I decided to create a wish list to find the perfect mate, if he is anywhere out there, this is what I want….
1. Don’t wear pajamas period. I sleep naked, so ...
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| A Chance Encounter |
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| Jabbapop |
| On a Park Bench |
| Two love lorn strangers meet.
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| A Higher Notion |
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| Jabbapop |
| That which is grasped for but rarely reached.
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| The Male Brain |
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| Tony the Leper |
| Help for the ladies |
| First off, I should point out the whole crisis of mans inability to pay attention or recollect dates has nothing to do with our lack of love, or unwillingness to have an intimate relationship. Its just as a male, our minds are always going, constantly taking things in and evaluating, even if it has nothing to do with anything. It’s just what we do. We don’t look weeks ahead in life, we don’t plan our afternoons, we take it as it comes, and we enjoy the little things along the way. All to often t...
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| Enlightenment |
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| totaltops |
| time to get off the merry-go-round |
Love is a merry-go-round.
Simple word, love, yet so complex, wars are fought over of it, people die because of it.
Some use it lightly, like casual conversation, others see it as a form of weakness, and cower at the mention of it.
Human nature dictates that we will fall in love. Who wouldn't want too? That glorious feeling of butterflies in your stomach, walking around with a stupefied grin, knowing, somewhere, and someone else is feeling ...
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| What Women Want |
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| TroyZuniga |
| get it from the horse's mouth! |
| because yes, I am a woman.
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