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 Stalker |
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| apotheosis |
| Huh?
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| Annapolis |
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| Hotspur |
| Anchor's aweigh? NO WAY! |
| You couldn't float a matchstick in this teacup.
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| Chronicles of Narnia |
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| ricardo |
| Turkish delights are disgusting
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| V is for Vendetta |
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| Hotspur |
| Guy Fawkes Day -- Let the Good Times Roll. |
| ... and many other things.
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| Crash |
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| ricardo |
| Not everyone has to suck up to this movie.
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| Domino |
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| Hotspur |
| or how Keira Knightley turns badass
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| DOOM |
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| Hotspur |
| All Hell breaks loose. |
| If you can't abide a long review, just go rent the movie. Really, its good.
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| Cube |
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| ricardo |
| All 3 of them |
| Life's no fun when you're stuck in a fourth dimensional box of death.
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| The Transporter 2 |
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| ricardo |
| ...abandon all hope, yee who value quality
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| Suicide Club |
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| James Fiend |
| Seppeku by the Buckets |
| Cute Japanese Schoolgirls Go Splat by the Hundreds
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| Broken Flowers |
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| TroyZuniga |
| i smear cum across your brow as you sleep |
| angst.... in old people??
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| Straight N2 Darkness |
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| apotheosis |
| Straight into the shitter.
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| War of the Worlds |
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| TroyZuniga |
| LOL !@ ALIENZ |
| What? A column?! This... this can't be! Oh wait, it's outdated, that's the Spoiled Brats we like!
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| The Tennerman Report |
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| Jabbapop |
| My first film review. |
| A movie so grand that you have to see it for yourself.
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| Crash |
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| TroyZuniga |
| and BUUUURRRRRNNNNNN |
| Bleak racial issues next 40 miles
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| Kingdom of Heaven |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| An uneven movie that aims high and ends up nowhere.
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| Blade: Trinity |
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| apotheosis |
| The feeble, the stale, and the wholly stupid. |
| The feeble, the stale, and the wholly stupid.
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| Downfall |
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| TroyZuniga |
| my trousers! |
| of ELECTRIC HITLOR !!
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| Kung Fu Hustle |
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| BmStile |
| Live Action Anime not for the faint of heart.
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| Bowling fo Columbine |
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| Jabbapop |
| A Recycled Review |
| Because James Fiend enjoys "new" content, here you are!
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| Melinda & Melinda |
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| TroyZuniga |
| hum and drum |
| I should have seen Sin City.
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| ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF |
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| Hotspur |
| THE SPOTLESS MIND (Who the hell decided on twenty |
| Boy meets girl, boy meets girl, boy meets girl.
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| Million Dollar Baby |
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| TroyZuniga |
| $ ! |
| bux bux, son
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| DIRTY PRETTY THINGS |
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| Hotspur |
| Some things are too dangerous to keep secret. |
| A movie about stuff that probably really goes on. We just don't know about it. It's too creepy.
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| AID(s) |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| or ALONE IN THE DARK (sucks) |
| Fuck you, Uwe Boll.
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| Teknolust |
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| Hotspur |
| or Blade Runner |
| Blade Runner: My favorite sci-fi movie of all time. Teknolust: New and vibrant. ???
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| Napoleon Dynamite |
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| James Fiend |
| Shut the Fuck Up, Everyone, I Finally Saw It |
| Holy shit, hype.
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| Collateral (DVD) |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Awesome acting accentuates a great script and wonderful directing.
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| Best in Film 2004 |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Let's get ready to rumble. |
| I don't listen to current music or buy a lot of games, so this is just movies.
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| Kinsey |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Let's talk about secks. |
| Meh. Sokay.
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| King Arthur |
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| apotheosis |
| All Woads lead to Rome.
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| C. of Dr. Caligari |
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| James Fiend |
| Silent Horror Original |
| Nineteen Screencaps. NINETEEN. I love you all too much.
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| AVLE |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| A Very Long Engagement |
| Jeunet's new movie is a visually dazzling romantic epic set during and after The Great War.
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| Ray |
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| TroyZuniga |
| What a good fucking movie! |
| Holy crap!
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| Hero |
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| apotheosis |
| In which a roundeye attempts to get a clue
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| Sideways |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Don't miss the fat people sex! |
| Lots and lots of wine.
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| TDAT |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| No, its not ebonics........ |
| Plot holes the size of a land hurricane!
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| The Incredibles |
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| apotheosis |
| A cast of zeroes. And ones. |
| A cast of zeroes. And ones.
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| Persona |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Ingmar Bergman |
| Ingmar Bergman's destructionist masterpiece.
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| Saw |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Ho hum. |
| It's a lumberjack's life for me!
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| American Psycho |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Take a hollow shell of a man. Fill it with blood. |
| Wicked funny, emphasis on "wicked."
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| James & Troy Discuss |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Bear is driving! |
| True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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| The Machinist |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Christian Bale gives the performance of his career in this tightly woven thriller.
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| Adaptation |
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| TroyZuniga |
| A clever title for an equally clever movie! |
| Charlie Kaufman writes a screenplay about Charlie Kaufman adapting a book to film about adaptation.
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| Arsenic and Old Lace |
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| TroyZuniga |
| A Capra classic! A... Caplassicra. |
| with DEADLY OLD LADIES!
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| Team America |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| World Police |
This movie is pretty damn good. The music extremely damn good. The puppets are really damn good. The sex is pretty damn good.
Lets not forget the other cool shit, like Samuel L. Jackson getting his head kicked off, Michael Moore explodes, and Susan Sarandon gets splattered.
The music in the film is fucking hilarious. Especially "America, FUCK YEAH!". "I'm Ronry" by Kim jong Il, is also an instant classic. They also spoof on the country western son...
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| Battle Royale |
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| James Fiend |
| Ultra Violent Japanese Lord of the Flies |
| Tony makes his film review debut while very horny and Bob says awesome FOUR times. Join us.
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| Re-Animator |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| the most fun zombie movie made in the last 20 years.
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| Shaun of the Dead |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Would anyone like... a peanut? |
| can you say
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| L. of the 8 Samurai |
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| James Fiend |
| Demonic Sonny Chiba Samurai Fun |
| What happens when Onimusha meets the sixties?
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| TGTBTU |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly |
| YaY! For good directing!
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| Se7en |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I know ten good reasons not to see this film |
| Mildly interesting concept meets one-note direction, moody cinematography and atrocious acting!
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| Almost Famous |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Kate Hudson has nice boobs |
| almost perfect
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| Aliens Vs Predator |
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| James Fiend |
| About Time |
| It either sucks or REVOLUTIONIZED THE MOVIE INDUSTRY FOREVER...click the link to find out.
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| 2001:A Space Odyssey |
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| TroyZuniga |
| You'll scratch your head till you reach your brain |
| My best attempt at a full analysis of Kubrick's trippy classic
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| Eraserhead |
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| TroyZuniga |
| pseudo-intellectual AND pretentious! |
| David Lynch's first film is an exercise in nightmare logic and crap crap crap.
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| What's Up Tiger Lily |
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| TroyZuniga |
| a Woody Allen experiment in egg salad |
| A sixties spy flick from Japan, re-dubbed with an American plot about the world's greatest egg salad
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| P9FOS |
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| TroyZuniga |
| whatever happened to plans 1-8?! |
| Plan Nine From Outer Space
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| Dead or Alive |
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| James Fiend |
| Cops and Yakuza and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! |
| The Takashi Miike MOVIE, not the Tecmo fighting GAME, you horny geek you.
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| Wild at Heart |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Still more proof that David Lynch rocks. |
| This flick comes with the standard David Lynch disclaimer: NOT EVERYONE WILL LIKE IT. But I did.
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| Donnie Darko & Gozu |
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| TroyZuniga |
| a double review for a double feature |
| I am the coolest man alive.
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