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| Columns by Type: Game Review |
 Call of Duty 4 |
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| ricardo |
| Modern Warfare on the XBox 360 |
| "Alright nice shot.. but 4th level prestige? Go outside, man!"
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| Kane & Lynch |
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| Chobes |
| Gears of Hitpayne |
| An interactive computer entertainment game for your enjoyment and repertoire.
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| The Godfather |
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| James Fiend |
| The Godfather Theft Auto III |
| Taking Liberty (City) With A Movie License
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| Tetris DS |
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| James Fiend |
| It's Tetris. |
| It's Tetris.
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| Resident Evil: DS |
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| James Fiend |
| The Fart Joke Writes Itself, So I Won't |
| I've played this game so many times in so many forms, I dream about Barry Burton.
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| DBZ BudokaiTenkaichi |
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| James Fiend |
| Kamehame yeah. It's pretty good. |
| Even if you aren't a Dragonball Fan, I still suggest you read this.
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| Dragon Quest VIII |
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| James Fiend |
| Kill stuff. |
| Boy, Final Fantasy XII sure plays like a piece of obnoxious MMORPG shit.
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| F.E.A.R. |
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| Dominator |
| Boo! Ha ha, I totally scared you! Ha ha...ha....shut up
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| Phoenix Wright |
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| James Fiend |
| Ace Attorney |
| Jesus Christ, Nintendo.
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| Battlefield 2 |
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| Dominator |
| Friends don't let friends hype games.
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| Worst NES Hacks pt2. |
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| James Fiend |
| It's a-me, Skinhead Mario. |
| Today's theme, Mario Brothers.
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| Swat 4 |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Special Weapons and Tactics |
| Like a cathider full of hot sauce to the Run-N-Gun fan.
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| Warioware: Touched |
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| James Fiend |
| Mario is a fag! |
| Poking random shit with a stick, and where I rate it.
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| Guild Wars |
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| Dominator |
| A beautiful gem of a game |
| Another game I can blame my lack of a social life on!
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| God of War |
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| James Fiend |
| An Epic Adventure in Ancient Greece |
| Greek Gorefest
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| PSP |
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| Hotspur |
| Or never say never. |
| You really can teach an old do new tricks. Yay me.
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| Splinter Cell |
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| Dominator |
| Chaos Theory |
| Dammit Ubisoft, fix my game!
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| Videogame Epics? |
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| James Fiend |
| The Great Debate! |
| Can a videogame be described as Epic? See for yourself and cast your vote in the forums.
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| Brothers in Arms |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Gearbox becomes the newest WWII game debutante with unsuprisingly mediocre results!
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| Biko 3 |
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| James Fiend |
WARNING! This is by far the MOST graphic column to date. The subject matter involved is taboo in many countries worldwide, and there are images included. It you are under 21 and feasibly offendable, please, please, ignore this column. I won't respect you any less, I promise.
This game is fucking horrible. Absolutely fucking horrible. Deplorable is putting it mildly. I don't know if there is a justification for a game like this in Japan. I love Japan, this is no secret....
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| The Punisher |
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| Dominator |
| A sadisitical romp through New York's mean streets
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| Mario64DS |
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| James Fiend |
| The DS Launch Title |
| Your DS options are limited. This better be good.
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| Nintendo DS |
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| James Fiend |
| Virtual Boy 2.0 |
| DOMINATING SUCCESS!!!! or dogshit? I'm a FUNNY BOY!
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| Upcoming hits |
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| Dominator |
| Games to look forward to in the FUTURE!
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| $150 WoW? |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| EB just turned gay. |
| EB decided to screw over customers with an amazingly high price tag.
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| Pirates! |
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| Hotspur |
| Or more accurately: Sid Meier's Pirates! |
| Who better to review this game than Your's Truly.
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| PoP: Warrior Within |
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| Dominator |
| The Prince is back, and this time, he'll scowl you to death!
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| WoW |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Where has my social life gone? |
| Its that time again. The time to bow down and declare Blizzard our overlords.
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| Halo 2 |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| The most overhyped game of the decade is also the most overrated.
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| Guild Wars preview |
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| Dominator |
| Review to a preview!
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| MoH: Pacific Assault |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| EA's newest offering into the overpopulated WWII sub-genre.
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| The Punisher |
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| Dominator |
| A preview to a highly anticipated fragfest
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| FAR CRY: The ORGY |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| a hunting trip gone bad! |
| You WONT believe what you see!
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| Half-Life 2 |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| An awesome game flawed by its storytelling.
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| BRAIN BREAD! |
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| Dominator |
| EAT BRAINS! |
| Do the zombie tango!
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| Worst NES Hacks Pt.1 |
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| James Fiend |
| Act I: Look at all that Penis. |
| Some of the most obscene I could find for our first review.
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| Tomb Raider: AoD |
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| Dominator |
| or how I learned to stop worrying and hate Eidos |
| Eidos does it again by milking the already dead franchise
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| CS: Source |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| the old CS with a new coat of paint |
| Wallhax!
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| Max Payne 2 |
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| Dominator |
| The Fall of Max Payne |
| Noir + guns + hundreds of bullets = fun
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| Halo 2 MP Review |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| It Rhymes! |
| Halo 2, probably the biggest game in the universe, has finally been released to the eager masses. I myself was lucky enough to grab myself a copy, after waiting in the frigid cold of the mall for a total of an HOUR AND A HALF! While waiting, I got to see one customer who was thinking he was cool because he got the game before most of the line. While mr. cool was supposed to walk under the grating door system they had set up, he decided not to duck and smashed face first into a steel door. Ne...
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| Katamari Damacy |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Japanese game AHOY!
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| STREET FIGHTER |
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| James Fiend |
| The Death of Rusty's Passion |
| Special Guest Rusty and I discuss everything Street Fighter. And Rusty gets really upset.
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| Men of Valor |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Come and join all the fun in the 'nam!
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| Silent Storm |
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| Dominator |
| Put those goosestepping douches in their places! |
| A WW2 game that doesn't suck! Suprising but true!
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| LSL: MCM |
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| James Fiend |
| Larry's Legacy |
| It SPITS in the face of tradition. Revolution in the series or pandering crap?
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| CS: Source |
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| Dominator |
| An awesome upgrade to an awesome mod! |
| With so many crap games coming out, its nice to see that some good things don't change...
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| Driv3r |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Return of the Shittyness. |
| Wow, this game sucks.
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| MK: Deception |
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| James Fiend |
| Remember Mortal Kombat 3? You will. |
| Bless the Enigma
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| Star Wars BF |
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| Dominator |
| As fun as dropkicking a Gungan |
| The Stormtrooper uniform chaffes, and not in a good way.
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| Samurai Warriors |
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| James Fiend |
| I love Samurai. |
| Yes, my column is a day late, find out why inside. The reasons will SHOCK you.
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| Burnout 3 |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| ........a good EA game? |
| HOLY SHIT!
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| Raven Shield! |
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| Dominator |
| Breech and Clear! |
| Assaulting the Rear: Not just for foreplay anymore
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| Legacy of Kain Pt.2 |
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| James Fiend |
| Soul Reaver |
| It's still good! It's still good!
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| Chronicles Riddick |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Just like a prison stay.....only without the rape |
| Surprise! Surprise! A game thats better than the movie!
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| Doom 3 |
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| Dominator |
| I'll take a Zombie pizza, hold the Hellknight |
| Does Doom still Do it?
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| Farcry |
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| Dominator |
| Paradise, mixed with a bullet chaser |
| If you see me Farcryin', I'm probably not Lyin'...
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| Red Dead Revolver |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| worth a buy? |
Red Dead Revolver is a balls-to-the-wall action game. No real stealth, or actual thinking for that matter, is needed to beat MOST of the game. Though this can be seen as a bad design decision it works suprisingly well.
The gameplay starts out like most action games. The gun fighting is intense (besides the frequent reloading). The game even includes a max payne stlye slow down effect, in which you can target individual parts of the enemys body. The suprisingly fun part o...
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| Legacy of Kain Pt. 1 |
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| James Fiend |
| Blood Omen: The Legacy of Kain |
| A Great Start....
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| Polybius |
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| TroyZuniga |
| the cult sleeper of the year! |
| Put your head on my shoulder.
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