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 What should I do? |
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| James Fiend |
| You tell me what's funny. I don't fucking know. |
| I'm paying for this site, so tell me what to write.
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| RustyNail |
| Guest column by Chuck aka Frisbee |
| chuck's 2009 mock (heh) nfl draft hut top 5
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| Taps |
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| RustyNail |
Tap, tap, tap, click.
Throttling down the information super highway, mouth agape, Marvin leaned forward with excitement. Here is a world of unlimited possibility. Everything he could ever want at his fingertips. Youtube videos, Wikipedia pages, internet games and Craigslist. Here he'd make new friends and say farewell to old ones. He'd look at job postings and attach resumes. He'd set up dating profiles and fantasize about his potential mates, riding on a glimmer of hope that...
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| Update on my life |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Hello brats. |
| I'm back! For a bit at least...
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| Rant |
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| RustyNail |
| Pornography, Craz Moorehead, Fear and Loathing in Gaylord
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| Doctor Finkle |
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| RustyNail |
| Doctor Moore |
| This website doesn't allow enough space for titles!
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| A Simple Man |
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| RustyNail |
| Taken from the vaults |
| Not safe for work or sanity
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| Rusty Lacks Skillz |
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| Hotspur |
| He needs a Mac I guess |
| What?...
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| Porcelain Hell |
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| RustyNail |
| And an Orange-Walled Tomb |
| Dedicated to the memory of Troy Zuniga
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| The Cobweb |
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| apotheosis |
| It's a book review, dammit |
| It's a book review, dammit
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| Love, Lars |
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| RustyNail |
| Lars
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| L for Liberty! |
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| James Fiend |
| Communism in Michigan |
| The newest Case Study Profile thriller
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| Cola in Frappland |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| Coca-Cola BlaK |
| I enjoy Coca-Cola BlaK. It's true. Deal with it.
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| The Jungle |
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| James Fiend |
| A Very Special Book Review
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| A Thanksgiving Tale |
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| apotheosis |
| A fable for our troubled times
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| Yahoo! Investigation |
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| James Fiend |
| In The Heart of the Asian American Chatroom... |
| Detective James Fiend dissects the scandal that shocked a nation...called the Phillipines.
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| About Porn. |
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| apotheosis |
| C'mon, it's everyone's favorite topic. |
| C'mon, it's everyone's favorite topic.
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| The Historian |
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| Hotspur |
| Page turner extraordinaire |
| If you liked The DaVinci Code, you'll love The Historian
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| AN ARTISTIC ATTEMPT |
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| TroyZuniga |
| penis penis penis penis penis penis |
| in which the disparate situation of current website is illustrated as sardonic metaphor
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| Postal: The Movie? |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| And other news tidbits. |
| Its directed by Uwe Boll..........God help us all.
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| Efficiency! |
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| Dominator |
| How to increase your workplace effectiveness
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| Ah, summer! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| 'n shit |
| Oh frabjous day!
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| Some Gleanings |
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| Hotspur |
| Stuff I've accumulated over the years. |
| I hold on to shit like this in case it comes in handy some day.
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| Time Travel |
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| Hotspur |
| My thoughts. |
| To the past.
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| Star Wars Episode 3 |
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| BmStile |
| Revenge of the Sith |
| The Sith are back, and they want REVENGE!
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| Exclusive SB E3 Pics |
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| Dominator |
| A journey into the nerd mothership, and photos from the front lines
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| w00t! |
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| Hotspur |
| It's that time of year. |
| More sage words from me.
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| Childhood Autobiogra |
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| Hotspur |
| I don't know why this seems relevant to anything. |
| I grew up in a different era from any of you, but are things really all that different?
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| Hotspur's Diatribe |
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| Hotspur |
| Long read, but worth it. |
| With age comes wisdom. Deal with it.
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| Just cant get enough |
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| BmStile |
| A look at the Top Ten most quoted movies/tv shows |
| I hate when people constantly quote something, don't you?
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| Wookie Porn |
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| Dominator |
| Or why it never hit the mainstream markets |
| The Dark Side is full of drunkeness
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| MILK |
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| TroyZuniga |
| 98% milk |
| 2% ambrosia
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| Tim n' Vicky |
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| TroyZuniga |
| of the |
| two human lives whose owners know the ultimate importance of a good gag.. and its sacrifice.
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| Dear Mad TV |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I hate Mad TV |
| I write to a TV show cast, when the email form clearly states my mail won't get a personal response!
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| Grab Bag |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Random News! |
| Volume 2
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| Raoul Duke dead! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| yaalalrlarght!! |
| blew his fucking brains out!
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| the GATES |
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| TroyZuniga |
| ORANGE AND BIG |
| in NEW YORK CITY
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| Gettin' all ETHNIC |
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| apotheosis |
| Sampling the fruits of exotic cultures. |
| Sampling the fruits of exotic cultures.
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| Things I Learned |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| In SCHOOL! |
| A short list of things I learned this semester.
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| American Dad |
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| TroyZuniga |
| meh. |
| A tandem review with special guest star: LOBO
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| A poem |
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| BobsSmirkingRevenge |
| because I felt like it! |
| This is the first one I have written in a long while so don't make fun!
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| Im Back |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Grab Bag |
| Ive been sick, Jerkheads.
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| Crap |
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| Jabbapop |
| I haven't been dead, just touching myself a lot. (Although this is a type of death, is it not?)
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| 2C-I |
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| TroyZuniga |
| OVARIES |
| Today, I review a drug.
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| Salvia Divinorum |
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| TroyZuniga |
| TESTICLES |
| Today, I review a drug.
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| Birthday Wishes |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| because "BENS BIRTHDAY EXTRAVOGANZA!" sounded gay. |
| A couple of things I wish would happen for my birthday.
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| TSUNAMI |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I'm getting some great footage here, Diane! |
| Wave of Destruction!
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| Best of 2004 |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| my favorite things of this year. |
| OMGewdness
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| EA at it AGAIN! |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| someone please stop them. |
| they buy a large chunk of Ubisoft
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| FUCK YOU EA |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| the NEW evil empire |
| I hate these guys so very much.
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| Time to SUE! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Do you think I have a case, Mister Cochran? |
| Pop-up advertising is an invasion of my porno-browsing privacy.
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| Go Speed Racer Go! |
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| James Fiend |
| AIM Prank |
| Rafe goes secret agent, startling humor ensues.
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| I have no column. |
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| TroyZuniga |
| So here's some random bullshit! |
| Again.
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| Seasons Greetings! |
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| Dominator |
| Tony is un-drunk. |
| The "staff" at Spoiled Brats wishes you a happy holiday, and all that crap.
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| Random Thoughts |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Zombies, Rednecks, and Trojans = FUN! |
| Just some things that have been running through my mind
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| MUSINGS!! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I'm lost for subject matter, so my column sucks! |
| Ruminations not included.
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| Online Playa Part 2 |
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| James Fiend |
| It still ain't easy. Homeslice. |
| Devon returns! And he's ILLER THAN EVER
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| I admit it. |
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| TroyZuniga |
| So here's some random bullshit. |
| I forgot to do a column this week.
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| Online Playa Part 1 |
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| James Fiend |
| Pimpin' it. |
| Let's journey together to find out the details on how the internet PLAYA' thinks and lives.
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| Well... |
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| Dominator |
| You know how it is... |
So I guess I was to do a review this week, but well...there arn't any good games lately...
Besides, we're all waiting for Half Life 2 and Halo 2, right?
So, yeah, I'm sure those two games are going to be great.
Well, not being one to disappoint, I took the liberty to draw this charming picture to keep you occupied until HL2 and Halo 2 are released.
So, without further ado, I bring ...
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| My balls |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| they hurt....
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| Breaking News |
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| apotheosis |
| In which your roving reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime!
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| Yeah! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Yeah! |
| Yeah!
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| Selling Out |
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| Tony the Leper |
| Selling Out, The Clash, A Fat Guy, And A Bus |
| Selling Out, The Clash, A Fat Guy, And A Bus
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| Debates! |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| Hooray for old men speaking! |
Well, well, well, its that time again in which we all gather around in a small dark booth and pull on some rods. No, its not Apoth's "secret room", its the presidential elections!
The best parts are undoubtedly the pre-election debates. Its so exciting (work with me here) to watch old men argue about why the other one sucks so bad. They promise things, but usually dont deliver, and then promise the same things on their re-election campaign if they get elected.
Well, I'm i...
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| A Day in the Life |
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| TroyZuniga |
| Because I was bored and confused. Shut up. |
| of me.
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| Shut up. |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I can't believe you don't shut up! |
| Just shut up.
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| New Mountain Dew |
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| James Fiend |
| New Limited Edition Drink |
| Pitch Black isn't a flavor. What does it taste like? Let's find out...together.
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| The Dead Live Again |
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| TroyZuniga |
| From Dawn to Shaun, with 28 days in between |
| Why zombies are making a comeback. It's about fucking time.
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| My Printer |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I shall murder your electronic ass! |
| what a salty bitch!
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| The Cookout: preview |
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| TroyZuniga |
| this one's done. |
| Watch as I magically judge a book entirely and thoroughly by its cover!
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| MAN RULES!!!!!! |
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| totaltops |
| code to live by.......... |
| thanks for the email brandy..........
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| Samurai Vs. Ninja |
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| James Fiend |
| Once and For All |
| Thank Buddha We Don't Allow Comments Yet....CONTROVERSY!!
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| Short Movie Previews |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| WITH BEN! |
| I tell you what i think of a movie so you dont have to!
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| Trashy Television |
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| Dominator |
| I contemplate suicide during "Prime Time" |
| What monster have we created?!
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| Darwinism |
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| totaltops |
| New species? |
| Today, I realized, I got into an argument with a “supposed” female over the internet…….
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| My Day At The Bank |
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| Tony the Leper |
| Automation is not a bad thing people |
| The bank is NOT supposed to be an all day thing.
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| Why Am I Awesome? |
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| TroyZuniga |
| I don't know but I am |
| an exciting journey deep into my ego!
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| False Advertising |
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| TroyZuniga |
| we're getting screwed! and not in the good way! |
| Why my porn is misleading.
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| TRIBES: VENGEANCE! |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| pre-thoughts. |
Well, im about 30 seconds from trying out the tribes beta, and im seriously hoping its better than tribes 2. Im not saying tribes 2 was a bad game, it really wasnt, but the first game is superior.
I have been playing around in the tribes universe since the first game came out. I saw the game at my friends house and ended up playing the shit out of it. Then, my social life pretty much became non existant after tribes 2 came out. I played that game for a good 5 hours a day ...
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| WELCOME ALL |
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| James Fiend |
| Spoiled-Brats is LIVE |
| What the fuck is this...AND WHY?!?!
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| Hair Oil! |
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| TroyZuniga |
| A geopolitical dissection of our foreign relations |
| If it exists, there must be profit in it!
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| A moment of my mind |
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| PooPing Monkey |
| lets tango. |
| ummm. yeah.
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